Not Me Mondays are the brainchild of the marvellous MckMama, veteran Mummy blogger.
This week I have NOT been fighting a constant losing battle with Abigail over food. I did NOT resort to spreading vegetable pasta sauce onto oatcakes so that she would eat it. I have NOT just finished a telephone conversation with The Rev, who was NOT despairing because Abigail hadn't eaten all day and was now making him late by not eating. I have NOT spent lots of money on things called 'Breakfast Biscuits' and I have NOT kidded myself that they must be a perfectly healthy alternative to cereal. I do NOT EVER succumb to that kind of blatant advertising.
Also this week I have NOT mentally broken several times when Abigail tried to crawl off the changing table or bed while I was changing her. I did NOT literally throw her at her sleeping father and tell him to "put his daughter's trousers on" on one of these occasions. And I did NOT leave her bare-legged for most of an afternoon because I didn't have the strength to put the trousers on AGAIN. I did NOT turn the heating up so that I could do this without feeling guilty.
OF COURSE NOT.
What have you all NOT been doing this week?